Vance: Oh look, Honey...the Mormons have commercials.
Angela: They've had commercials for years.
Vance: Oh. The end of the world is coming!
Angela: The end of the world has been coming since Jesus left. People who knew Jesus thought he'd come back in their lifetime. It's been several lifetimes...and the disocvery of several new countries...and the massacre of Jesus' people...
Vance: ...and the Indians...
Me: What??? *Burst out laughing*
Vance: *Burst out laughing.* You married a goober.